Explicit Sex, LonghousesSummary:
Darcy attends a May day festival on Vanaheim. Loki turns up to fuck things up, and winds up fucking Darcy instead.Notes:
So, uh, I didn't succeed at keeping consistent chapter lengths, obviously.
I have no idea if there's a description of Vanaheim in the Eddas anywhere. If there is I don't recall it, and I didn't use it as a source. I have no basis whatsoever for my depiction of Vanaheim, save that, while I loved the look of Asgard in the films, I have a serious geek hard-on for longhouses, and I wanted me some. So, I stuck 'em in Vanaheim. I did use Meduseld from LotR as inspiration, as well as Heorot from Beowulf, and a smattering of cherry-picked archaeological evidence, so don't expect historical accuracy.
I also cherry-picked and frankensteinified several midsummer traditions, and flat-out made some bits up.
Normally I'm quite research-friendly, but in this case I have no excuse and I'm sorry. Also apologies for the beastly length of this. I have a lot of longhouse feelings.( The CarnationCollapse )
Title: The Lyre
Warnings: Public Sex
Summary: What happened in Álfheim was supposed to stay in Álfheim, but things don't always go according to plan...
Notes: So, I jokingly suggested that I do a series of fics where Loki and Darcy have sex in each of the nine realms.
Well, Álfheim and Svartálfheim down. Seven to go. (This is a sequel to The White Hart
I should add, I did virtually no research on Svartálfheim for this, so expect wild inaccuracies. I've guessed that the Dwarves would have commercial centres, as they're crafty buggers, but guess is the key word there. Sorry.( The LyreCollapse )
: When Loki goes to make good on his promise to pay Jane Foster a little visit, he doesn't gamble on Darcy's interference. Now Darcy's got the magic stick, Loki's a mindslave, and Thor isn't really sure he's comfortable with this.Notes:
Well, this is it, folks. Thanks very, very much to everyone who's taken the time to offer feedback, kudos, and favourites, and to everyone who's been reading this mad adventure. It's been fun, and it wouldn't have been half as fun without all of you – so thank you. :)( Chapter 14Collapse )
Not sure if there'll be any interest in this, but I was bored. I skipped the ones that weren't in English, and the instrumentals (obviously).Step 1. Put your playlist on random.
Step 2. Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3. Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly. NO GOOGLING.
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